HELLO SUCKERS!
This week I’m finally unleashing the long-threatened Hits of the Black Hole Drinking Game. It couldn’t be more simple to play. All you need is a 40 of beer, a 1 oz shot glass, and a way to listen to this podcast. When the song changes, pour a shot of beer and drink it. Repeat until your life falls apart. DON’T BE SAFE!!!
-ADAM BRANDON
Hello skeezers. Welcome to Hits of the Black Hole, a 30-40 minute mp3 that you can listen to on your computer or your personal mp3 listening device or through the fillings in your teeth if you grew up in southeastern Massachusetts.
My name is Adam Brandon and I will be your audio guide through the skeezier parts of my music collection. This web log will provide extra information you may find useful while listening.
First of all I would like to thank my model who appears in the track listing. Don’t worry about our furry little friend up there - that is a paid, professional acting squirrel. He’s not really dead. He’s simply putting himself through college taking any small modeling or acting gig he can pick up on the side. The brains you see in the foreground are actually human brains, generously donated by the Brain Goo Research and Development Center at Harvard University Extension. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, aside from the drunken noodles and chicken I’m eating right now. I’m chewing with hatred in my heart and it tastes fantastic.
All of the incidental music you hear during the podcast while I am speaking at you comes from the Adolescents. Thanks, Adolescents. Your bass player got super fat later in life!
